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Ketamin Tree

A Ketamin tree is created by watering a cannabis plant regularly with ayahuasca.

Doctor: "Tonight will be the night!"
Crowd: "All hail the Ketamin tree!"

by elephantwisdom October 18, 2018


Cream in my coffee cup

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.

Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"

by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018

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