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breakup hierarchy

Best kind of breakup to worst and everything in between (best meaning most respectful)
In person
Over video chat
Over skype/phone call
Over IM
Over text
Over e-mail
Having a friend do it for you
Changing your facebook status to "single"

Girl: That asshole just broke up with me over e-mail!
Friend: Ouch. That's pretty low on the breakup hierarchy.
Girl: Yeah. But at least he didn't just change his fb status to "single."
Friend (checking her fb) WHAT THE FRACK???!!!

by elliebellie2323 October 8, 2011

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Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 16, 2011

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asian pack

A group of asian friends so close that they are nearly impossible to pry apart.

I'm going out for sushi with my asian pack.

by elliebellie2323 February 20, 2011

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