chocolate moose

when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!

im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!

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blick

when after 7 generations a person in a white family turns out to be black!

"why do u look black when you are white?"
"because im blick yo"

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