Woburn

The place where dreams go to die and happiness is ripped from you along with your soul and ambitions.

In the 80's Woburn was the home of a NINJA named Gordy. He will take you eye out with a set of Nunchucks.

Friend: "Hey man, how's school? Why are you so sad all the time, everything ok?"

You: "Yeah.. I just go to Woburn, that's what happens."