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The place where dreams go to die and happiness is ripped from you along with your soul and ambitions.
Friend: "Hey man, how's school? Why are you so sad all the time, everything ok?"
You: "Yeah.. I just go to Woburn, that's what happens."
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The place where dreams go to die and happiness is ripped from you along with your soul and ambitions.
In the 80's Woburn was the home of a NINJA named Gordy. He will take you eye out with a set of Nunchucks.
Friend: "Hey man, how's school? Why are you so sad all the time, everything ok?"
You: "Yeah.. I just go to Woburn, that's what happens."
a school full of smart kids, mostly immigrants
me - "yo, you see the new brown kids at woburn."
my friend - "which one?"
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City at the northwest edge of Greater Boston, where route 93 and I-95 intersect. Really isn't that bad of a place, but isn't somwhere you'd want to spend your whole life. Mostly populated by Italians, Irish, and Hispanics.
Also has a really nice movie theater and a pretend mall.
Don't drink the water in Woburn, Massachusetts. You might get cancer.
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Woburn Padiddle is a game played while in a vehicle, preferably with a mix of boys and girls. The game is based on a 2 and up players, or depending how many people you can cram in a car/truck. With those people in the car, the game objective is to spot a burnt out/broken headlight, fog light, tail light, or any symmetrical lights mounted on the vehicle, and once that broken light is spotted someone has so shout "PADIDDLE" and hit the ceiling of the car/truck they are in. The last person to hit the ceiling has to remove a article of clothing (usually starting with tops/shirts, then work downward). Eventually everyone in the car or truck are naked. But in Woburn the driver of that vehicle has the option to be apart of the game. Usually drivers does not play so they may concentrate on driving, however they still can call padiddle, but do not have to take clothing off.
(car with broken light is spotted) Boy:"PADIDDLE!"(hits roof)
Girl:(hits roof last)
Boy: "HA take your shirt off.. come on lets see some boobies!"
Padiddle - Woburn version
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this town is north of boston and is a complete shit hole. every white teenager that lives in this pit thinks he is a Blood or Crip. I dated a girl that lived in Woburn once and found out she was a hooker like every other girl in this sad, sad town. Each time I unfortunatly drive through Woburn I see pathetic white teenage boys dressed all thugged out in their flatt brimmed hats and jerseys and bandanas. Face it, its Woburn not East Los Angles.
Tony: Hey Bob, lets go to the movies in Woburn, Massachusetts!
Bob: Hey Tony, fuck Woburn, that place is a shit hole. We can go there and laugh at all of the wannabe gangmembers!
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