Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

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Debutaint

When a young lady from a high socio-economic background farts wetly into her silken panties while nervously greeting potential suitors at a "ball" or other such gala, thereby "tainting" said panties.

Elizabeth released a noxious debutaint as her mother introduced her to a small group of potential suitors, thereby poisoning the air around her with the scent of burnt silk.

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Cinderelic

An aged woman who believes her fake tits and plastic surgery somehow compensate for her worn out ass.

That Cinderelic is a Cougar I wouldn't mess with, man...