Hogeye

Slang for anal.

Barack to Bill: How'd you sleep with That?
Bill to Barack:Most nights, I'd just break her open like a shotgun and hit the hogeye.

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Candy gams

A word for really sweet pussy.

Guy to friend: I almost went into a diabetic coma when Shelley gave me those candy gams last night.

yakmaster

A person whose mouth is so fine-tuned, they're given the title "yakmaster."

Dude: Susie wouldn't shut up last night at the party, her mouth 90 miles an hour until someone said, "would the yakmaster please shut the fuck up?"

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.