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When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
`faceyneck:` noun. While paving the uncertain path, for an unlikely success, after falling flat on one's face through a million mistakes; after failing more times than I knew one could possibly fail, the pulp of muscle, tendon and skin that was once a face, now becomes a pulverized mass of tissue, not really having a noticeable distinction between face and neck. I have become, the faceyneck.
I think I've ran out of ways to fail. About damn time, I've turned into a fucking faceyneck!
When you forget your cell phone, need to take a shit in a bathroom stall, having no electronic device to entertain you while you drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
I forgot my cell phone on my way to work. When I took my morning crap, it was boring as fuck! I had to take a 90s Dump!
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