Feeding the Mayor

Taking a Dump

Guy 1: "Hey asshole! I gotta use the goddamn toilet!"
Guy: "STFU MAN! I was doing us all a favor and feeding the mayor."

2👍 6👎

The Rhino

When someone puts a paper party hat on and uses it to pleasure someone.

I just did the rhino on sally!

6👍 7👎

Dropping The Whistle

When a guy uses the force of gravity to drop his flaccid penis into a girls butthole

Guy 1: Hey, i dropped the whistle into sally last night
Guy 2: OMG ive been dropping the whistle into sue for the past half an hour

5👍 1👎

A.T.B.A.R

auto tuned beyond all recognition

dude 1: did you here that bitch rebecca black's new song?
dude 2: yeah man, that shit is A.T.B.A.R