McFisty

To insert your entire hand into the vagina and/or anus of another whilst holding a McDonald's hamburger sandwich, most often a BIG mac but in essence, any hamburger sandwich from McDonald's extensive menu would constitute the act of McFisty.

Boy oh boy, this hamburger is causing acute sexual arousal, bend over. It's McFisty time.

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Vegemite Driller

Vegemite is an Australian delicacy which is very dark brown in colour and of viscose consistency, it is somewhat reminiscent of fecal matter.
A mans anus is choc-full of fecal matter, which is somewhat reminiscent of Vegemite; ergo, etc...i

Anal sex between men establishes a pumping motion, reminiscent of drilling.

Therefore, it is logical that the act of anal sex between two consenting men of (or exceeding) the age of consent be referred to as Vegemite Drilling and the men themselves be named Vegemite Drillers.

Those two Vegemite Drillers will be drilling for Vegemite until someone ruptures a sphincter.