The Shrub

The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.

Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb

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cum

1.semen
2.the act of ejaculating

Before she realized that Joe was going to (1.)cum, Jane got a mouthful of (2.)cum and nearly choked.

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Boobaloo

An Extremely retarded coincidence.

You finding the definition to Boobaloo

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lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

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holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

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magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas

. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

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dayum

an explative, not unlike whoa. It is a more emphasized version of the word "damn" when it is used in the same way.

"Dayum! Your sister's HOT!"

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