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Acronym for Just Another Zombie Apocalypse Movie
Jill: Whatyawatchin?
Jack: JAZAM
Jill: Make it stop!
An automatic electric dishwasher. In particular, the very least expensive model you could find at the local discount appliance store, which has only a timer dial with normal and long wash cycles (but no pre-wash) and a heated dry rocker switch (but no indicator light), closes with a spring-loaded slide latch, and has a white plastic interior with a telescoping penis center sprayer. Because when the old one finally stopped working, you couldn't afford to buy a fancy model with electronic touch controls and a whisper quiet motor and a stainless steel interior and adjustable multi-level racks and dual washer arms. The good news is that the brainless motor-driven cycle timer clock in your cheap washdisher will probably outlast several hundred dollars worth of replacements for failure-prone computer motherboards and electronic sensor elements for that outrageously expensive and hideously complicated dishwasher you didn't buy.
Mom: Where did you put the shika shika (carrot peeler)?
Pop: Look in the washdisher. I ran it last night before bed.
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The distinctive sound made by a nee action or floating swivel blade vegetable peeler when peeling carrots. This type of manual peeler has a double-sided interior-edged hemi-curved blade, mounted on a limited-radius swivel-action shaft. The shaft end is mounted in a handle made of metal or plastic, which also provides the stops that limit the swiveling radius of the blade. This peeler mechanism is particularly effective for long-shaped vegetables and fruits such as carrots and cucumbers. The shika shika sound is unmistakable, and can be discerned from anywhere within earshot, so folks nearby will always know when you are peeling even if they can't see you.
Pop: Can I help you in the kitchen, my lovely?
(Mom thinking: Oh hell, what did he do now?)
Mom: Get out the shika shika from the drawer,
and peel some carrots for the stew and salad.
Pop: Sounds like fun, I am delighted to assist!
(Pop thinking: Damn, I just had to open my big
fat mouth, and so now I get to do this silly shit.)
Explosive diarrhea. Not a fun way to start your morning.
Drink plenty of fluids until it stops, to stay well hydrated.
Dude: Sorry boss, I can't come to work today.
Boss: What seems to be your problem, dude?
Dude: Explodia, from the sushi bar last night.
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A dine-in restaurant that is always unreasonably cold inside. If you wear short pants, and/or a super-thin or short-sleeve shirt, you may become too uncomfortable to finish your meal. Survival can depend upon finding a seating location that is well away from any air conditioning vents.
Mom: Damn, this freezing refrigeraunt is turning me blue!
Pop: I know, honey, but I did warn you to wear a sweater!