washdisher

An automatic electric dishwasher. In particular, the very least expensive model you could find at the local discount appliance store, which has only a timer dial with normal and long wash cycles (but no pre-wash) and a heated dry rocker switch (but no indicator light), closes with a spring-loaded slide latch, and has a white plastic interior with a telescoping penis center sprayer. Because when the old one finally stopped working, you couldn't afford to buy a fancy model with electronic touch controls and a whisper quiet motor and a stainless steel interior and adjustable multi-level racks and dual washer arms. The good news is that the brainless motor-driven cycle timer clock in your cheap washdisher will probably outlast several hundred dollars worth of replacements for failure-prone computer motherboards and electronic sensor elements for that outrageously expensive and hideously complicated dishwasher you didn't buy.

Mom: Where did you put the shika shika (carrot peeler)?
Pop: Look in the washdisher. I ran it last night before bed.

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