Dictionarize

The act of attempting to give someone a blow job and failing.

Background: A co-worker of mine said the word "dictionarize" when trying to explain a word she made up. Quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the Urban Dictionary's definition of boutonniere.

My boyfriend left me because I dictionarized.
My fiance can't please me, she dictionarizes.
I dictionarized once and I've never been the same since. I can't get a date.

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