Trashley

A girl named Ashley who is also white trash. Behaviors include heavy cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption. Also has the tendency to have sex with as many guys possible. Has zero financial management skills, tending to pay all bills by money order. Considers places such as Rent-a-Center as a viable option to obtain furniture and appliances. Usually possesses no drivers license and has previous stints in jail. Vocabulary is laced with profanity in all most all utterred sentences. Possesses no post secondary education or has dropped out from first semester of college. Usually addicted to watching daytime soap operas and bad reality TV shows.

I saw Trashley last night at the County Fair. I think she was working there.

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Smashley

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.

I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.

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