smud

smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."

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Flo

The god-like drummer from Cryptopsy.

"Man, that drum solo Flo Mounier did was fuckin' insane."

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AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

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facial

(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud

(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"

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Spic-up

More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics.

"Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming from a spic-up."

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nig-rig

To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver.

"Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and I've got to be there in an hour. Think you can help?"
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."

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Lamb of God

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.

If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.

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