Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

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Satan

Santa's alter ego.

"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell!!!" said satan/santa

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Lolipopping

The act of pulling down your pants and cramming your penis into a random strangers mouth and walking away.

Dude, i saw a midget in the mall! I just had to lolipop her!" "You have got to stop lolipopping!

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