a drink consisting of gin, 80 proof peach schnaps, water, famous grouse (scotch and cola
"hey karl make me another K-mill"
3π 1π
irish term for a state of total Inebriation
"fuck sake sir, you're stotious"
18π 3π
Someone who acts scummy, whilst simultaneously acting gimpy, may be called scimpy. Either that or an alternative for a complete cunt.
Would ye' ever fuck off ye' wee scimpy bastard ye'.
6π 1π
a massage that ends up with a blowjob
"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"
12π 3π
A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel Γ’ΒΒThe BibleΓ’ΒΒ which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.
"jesus josephine"
"jesus dave no fucking need for it"
50π 76π
a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce"
1. "you know that little gange queer"
2. "yeah mccorkel"
1. "he's such a fucking quonce"
2. "aye lol"
8π 5π
to tweak, fiddle or mess around with
"i futered with the radio and found a fucked up station"
"stop it ye futurin' bastard"
48π 10π