Meat Pistol

A catch in by a receiver American football when both the receiver and defensive back go up for the football, and the receiver embarrasses the DB and comes down with the football....and vice versa.

Did you see Randy Moss's Meat Pistol over Aaron Ross?

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negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub