Life

is death

Person 1: What is life, really?
Person 2: Life is death.

no

no means no, bitch.

rapist: wanna f##k?
me: no
rapist: i'll f##k you anyway
me: no f##k off you perv

cake

it's a dessert, you dumbass!!

me: (eating cake) i love cake, it's so delicious!