racyst

n. Bothersome growth that must be removed from the body politic for society to function properly.

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Waving signs and chanting is all fine but it takes concerted action to excise a racyst.

A.T.

n. After Trump. The era following the departure of TheDonald. A time of reflection.A time of gaiety. A time of mourning.

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There was much time given to serious thought in the years A.T.

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resectomy

n. An operation during which something important is removed, but it is not clear, because of infection, scarring or malignant destruction, which organ has been excised.

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You look tired doctor.

Yeah, I was up all night operating.

What operation?

Well... don't really know. Kind of a resectomy. But I think we got it all.

propaganda

n. Anecdotes, facts, rumours etc that support the notion that props are the best rugby players on earth.

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Hookers? Scrumhalfs? Wings? Wankers the lot of them. Great props are the key to any decent rugger side.

That is just rubbish propaganda mate. If you had any remaining teeth I’d knock them down your ale-filled gob.

passed

v. Died. Can also mean to give the ball or puck to a teammate.

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Did you hear? Kobe passed.

Wow. That is interesting news.First time that ever happened.

You are incredibly insensitive.

Too soon?

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covump

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.