hankish

adj. Leaning toward totally excellent.Approaching being a super-celebrity in ways minor celebrities cannot even imagine. Often used sarcastically.

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You cleaned your room! Let me call the press. You are totally hankish.

Phoenix

place. Delightful city in the sunbelt. Currently experiencing a very reasonable 200 heat-related deaths a year, making it slightly worse than Chernobyl for radiation morbidity. But infrared radiation, like UV from tanning beds, has always received a bye. Also has a basketball team and many grumpy dispossessed natives reduced to selling trinkets to sunburned visitors.

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Want to visit Phoenix?

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socc-her

n. Exciting version of soccer played by females. Gaining popularity as the world realizes and accepts that sports can be played in an interesting fashion by non-testiculated people.

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Want to watch some boring NFL game?

No chance. There is some live socc-her down at the park! Them girrrllzz is rad!

nursish

adj. Having some of the skills and qualities of a nurse without any actual training.

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You’re limping. Better let me have a feel of your leg.

Okay. You are a nurse, right?

Well, I’m nursish.

amandariffic

adj. Work done to an exacting unsurpassable standard.

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This is some amandariffic charge-nursing we have going on here! Where are the golden stars?

masklaffers

n. People who deny the need for taking preventative measures in any field of endeavour.

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These steel fragments I take out of your corneas every week are not only painful for you but will eventually leave you sightless, unemployable, broke and homeless. Why not wear this free preventative mask?

I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...

And their guide dogs?

ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!

prime numbber

n. Local anaesthetic that is very effective.

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I got the sensitive teeth doc, so you best use the prime numbber when I is in your needlessly complex chair.