masklaffers

n. People who deny the need for taking preventative measures in any field of endeavour.

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These steel fragments I take out of your corneas every week are not only painful for you but will eventually leave you sightless, unemployable, broke and homeless. Why not wear this free preventative mask?

I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...

And their guide dogs?

ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!