roominate

v. Thinking quietly in your operating room about the evil you have done, or the havoc your ill-conceived actions have caused.

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No!!!!!! I asked for the atraumatic clamp! Now I’ll have to do a major bowel resection while you roominate.

scrumless

adj. Gutted, like rugby without scrums. Any sport or activity that lacks any point or attraction after do-gooders or government agencies have removed a vital component or otherwise forced a change that ruins it.

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Skateboarding with helmets is totally scrumless.

I feel you are mixing some metaphors there.

scrumless

adj. Pointless. Fulfilling a need but lacking the original spirit. Aussie term referencing the new need to play rugby with proper distancing.

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What do you make of this new PG13 Friday the Thirteenth flick?

Pretty scrumless.

dripstarter

n. Prostitute or equally skanky person.

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Who was that dripstarter I saw you with yesterday?

My physics teacher.

Respect!

debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.

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vodkagraine

Severe headache caused by ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol.

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Dude! Why are your eyes so close together ... and purple? You do not look functional.

I either have meningitis or a vodkagraine ; either way I need a nurse and a small revolver : with a silencer.

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.