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drunkish

adj. Sort of inebriated but still functional.

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Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.

Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)

by gnostic3 January 01, 2018


Perth strides

n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.

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G’day Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.

by gnostic3 March 28, 2021


Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 05, 2023


Vote

n. A choice for a leader, made by a citizen, that may or may not carry any value.

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My vote has been cast, and may be counted or discarded. I will just have to wait and see.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2020


holcroft

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020


holcroft

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020


trampage

n. A wildly chaotic event in which hobos destroy the structures and creatures surrounding them. Often on a Tuesday.

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What happened here? Some sort of anarchistic melee?

Trampage. Mindless trampage.

by gnostic3 October 25, 2022