Par-Don

n. Newest name for a President determined to let his cronies out of prison. For comparison see Over-Par-Don, which is also a Presidential moniker.

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I wish Par-Don owed me a favour. Then I wouldn’t have to hang.

ras-putin

n. dictatorial leader with a mysterious hold on the country who changes the constitution so he can continue in power for life.

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Looks like Russia has a nascent ras-putin on their hands.

Lots of them around.

vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.

fact-tramp

n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.

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This new health-care plan will make America great again!

Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.

"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.

Frank

place. Canadian city famous for its rock gardens, off-road bike races and boulder initiatives.

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Things in Frank are looking rocky.

hamlin

v. Overcoming any tremendous medical difficulty.

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If I hamlin I can survive this ruptured aneurysm.

ho hummish

adj. Moderately bleak state of being. Similar to eeyoriffic but not so gloomy.

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I don't think I’ll go out tonight. I feel a bit ho hummish.