grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

merdog

n. Magical creature produced by the union of an adventurous puppy and a somewhat startled fish on a moonlit beach. Able to grant wishes, create rainbows, find sunken treasure and rescue drowning princesses.

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Curses! Where be my chest full of doubloons? I wager my eyes that a scurvy merdog has spirited it clean away.

trumpy

adj. Similar to grumpy but with a harrassed impolite yet imperial air.

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The prince is looking trumpy this morning. Did someone overcook his eggs?

cuppies

n. Endearment referencing sweet, sweet cupcakes.

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J’s cuppies are only the best foodstuffs ever made! And they cure puppy homelessness too.

Magic cuppies!

grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

yank drubbing

v. Defeating the USA in any sporting competition. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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After a tiring morning with the Finns the Swedes will be yank drubbing all night long.

dwank

adj. Totally incoherent due to a lack of sleep.

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You should not be doing heart surgery when you are dwank:; nor should you be running the country.