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adj. Sort of inebriated but still functional.
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Are you drunk nurse? This is a very complex operation.
Define drunk. I admit that I may be a bit dunkis. I mean drunkish. But nobody is perfect. Am I right? (attempts to clumsily high five surgeon and knocks tray of instruments onto floor)
n. Aussie term for stupid impractical shoes and, by extension, any useless object or person.
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Gâday Bruce! Seen the Canuck news on the telly? That Shandro and his dingo mate Kenney are proper Perth strides.
n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.
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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.
n. A choice for a leader, made by a citizen, that may or may not carry any value.
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My vote has been cast, and may be counted or discarded. I will just have to wait and see.
n. Non-alcoholic beer.
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We have been wandering in this desert for forty days looking for some booze. I am near death and am ready to drink anything. Except qatarwatar.
n. All-encompassing robot-master, techno-wizard, or dweeb.
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Who dares disturb my peace ! I am Omnibot!
Open this door Herman. If I leave your freshly ironed underwear in the hall the rats will get at them. Again.
n. Short form for "obituary". Used by young busy folk who don't have time for extraneous syllables.
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See the ob? Star died.
Shame.
Dit.