brazilian fires

n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.

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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.

Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.

I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.

Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.

racers

n. People with an interest in reducing racism and related injustices.

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Racers are out to change the world and build a new, just, reality.

masklaffers

n. People who deny the need for taking preventative measures in any field of endeavour.

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These steel fragments I take out of your corneas every week are not only painful for you but will eventually leave you sightless, unemployable, broke and homeless. Why not wear this free preventative mask?

I spit on your logic! And your “prevention”! I come from a long proud line of masklaffers and I have inherited their pride, their blind ignorance of logic and science and ...

And their guide dogs?

ESPECIALLY their guide dogs!

cubbyhole

n. A situation in an important game where a team blows a lead and looks to be in danger of losing a chance to finally win a championship.

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Dude! The X-Games gold was totally in your gnarly pouch and then you dug yourself into a cubbyhole.

Yeah, but I pulled myself, and pulled myself, and finally came first.

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hijinkery

v. Much needed verbification of “hijinks.”

Any more hijinkery in Kiev and someone is going straight to bed with no beef stroganoff.

yodeller

n. Fringe member of group who always wants his odd, often unwanted, contribution to be highlighted.

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Don’t listen to Barry:; he is just a yodeller.

Is that just your opjnion or did the group agree on that?

Touucheeeeoooaaa.

purse-smacking

v. Any punishment or retaliation meted out by a woman who feels slighted or harmed. It can be a verbal, emotional or physical response but is generally rapidly administered.

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If Trump disses Hillary one more time he is going to engender a terrific purse-smacking.