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n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.
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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?
n. Person who wears a sports jersey because of the colors or logo, not because he loves or understands the team or the sport.
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Great game eh? O'Connor deked wide on the power play then went five hole!
What? Five what? Oh I see. It's this shirt right. I'm more of a jerseyphile than a soccer nut.
Hockey nut.
Whatever.
n. Expensive item of clothing.
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Kara wants an oscarshirt for christmas. I may have to do some extra work to pay for it. But no anal.
adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.
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Iâd watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Dalyâs belly, but it isnât golf.
No, but it is golfish.
v. Taking offence when obviously none was intended.
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My law firm wants to fire me because I said I liked to eat brownies. There were crumbs on my lips. Delicious crumbs.
Overumbraging. Itâll be the death of conversation.
You canât say âdeathâ. Major trigger.
adj. Referring to race, and arguably racist, but with a nuance that allows for some wiggle room if you have a good law team and a semanticist on your payroll.
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What did you think of that racist tweet? Impeachment time?
No no. That was more raceish than racist. White guys always talk like that.
Racist!
n. Small pile of excretement. A term used exclusively by small children and rich urbanites with tiny dogs.
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What a cute dumple! Who's mummy's little precious?
Mother! I'm in law school. Let it go.
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