Avril

A dumb hypocritical bitch. She must think everyone likes her and sees her as an icon. Wrong. She's far from that. She's a total bitch, a Sexist, a Racist, talentless bitch.

She says bands shouldn't label themselves, and yet she does it herself. She also likes to call other people/bands posers, when she is one herself, branding herself a punk.

Also, Good Charlotte(one of the bands Avril called "posers") NEVER said they were punk, or any other genre, but YOU did. So congrats on screwing up yourself dumb bitch hypocrite Avril.

Ever wonder why she doesn't have any videos or shows related to her? Because she doesn't want you to see what she's truly like behind the scenes. She's only a so called "punk" when she's out in public.

Have you ever seen Avril skate? No. Because she CAN'T.

Avril was originally going to be Country, she even met Shania Twain(a country music artist), but when she tried out, the PD didn't like her music, and the only way she could get signed was to switch from Country to Punk. This is 100% TRUE.

I really do hope she stumbles upon this page Googling her name and sees how many people truly hate her. That would be so hilarious, wouldn't you think so Avril?

Avril says no preps should listen to her music....riiight....guess she doesn't want ANYONE to listen to her music, then. Seeing as preps are her only fans.

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Gatorade

A sports drink that I love. It has sugar and minerals, so its both addicting and good for you.

Anyone who doesn't like it is just an unathletic nerd.

I'm drinking "CoolBlue" Gatorade right now.

Gatorade.

REHYDRATE
REPLENISH
REFUEL™

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Megadeth

The greatest metal band ever. They kick ass. "Peace Sells...But Who's Buying", "Blood of Heroes", "Symphony of Destruction", "Psychotron", "Tornado Of Souls", "A Tout Le Monde", "Countdown to Extinction" etc.

Also see: Anthrax, another kick ass band.

Whoever says Metallica is better is just a wannabe, and thats pretty much the only Metal band they know.

Megadeth's way better than the asshat sellouts who call themselves "Metallica".

Metallica is a teenybopper's band.

Megadeth kick the most ass. Unlike Metallica, they love their music and don't sellout for money...

Fuck Metallica...

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Ballroom Blitz

1.Song by Glam rock band Sweet, it has been covered several times but most notable by punk band The Damned.

2.Cockney Rhyming Slang for tits.

see also: Blitzkrieg Bop

And the man at the back said Everyone attack
and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a Ballroom Blitz

Ballroom Blitz.

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Fox

70's term for an attractive lady. Was usually used by teens. Still used today, but rarely.

Damn, That girl is a FOX!!

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