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A particularly colourful way of describing the penis
"May I besiege thy love palace with my purple headed battering ram"
A name commonly used to describe the type of person who likes to sit around all day chuffing on a fat marijuana bifter.
'That Robbie is a right green fiend, all he does is sit there smoking reefers and playing that bloody playstation all day'
Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.
"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."
An expression often used by ravers to describe the way one is feeling and or looking after the excess consumption of drugs. Usually ecstasy and other party orientated substances.
" Yeah mate, I've had a couple of those pink E's and a fat line of K......I'm fucking pie faced"
Plymouth Janner slang for the vagina.
"Ooooh my minnie minor is on fire, must have contracted a good dose of the clap down milleniums last night"
Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.
"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "
The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.
"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"