muck chucking

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.

"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

hoodpuller

A term used to describe a man who specializes in the art of pulling his hood. Hoodpulling is commonly known as masturbation and gets it's name from the backward and forward motion of the foreskin during the hand shandy process.

"Tarquin's a right hoodpuller he spends all his pocket-money on porn. Filthy little bastard!"

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ploughing

Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.

"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."

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green fiend

A name commonly used to describe the type of person who likes to sit around all day chuffing on a fat marijuana bifter.

'That Robbie is a right green fiend, all he does is sit there smoking reefers and playing that bloody playstation all day'

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minnie minor

Plymouth Janner slang for the vagina.

"Ooooh my minnie minor is on fire, must have contracted a good dose of the clap down milleniums last night"

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pie faced

An expression often used by ravers to describe the way one is feeling and or looking after the excess consumption of drugs. Usually ecstasy and other party orientated substances.

" Yeah mate, I've had a couple of those pink E's and a fat line of K......I'm fucking pie faced"

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arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

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