Flock

The highest order of fleekitude: fleeker than fleek and flecker then fleck. Individuals defined as flock are ridiculously good-looking and often exude a higher-than-average basal body temperature. They are so fleek they are known to spontaneously combust into flames, and for that reason the U.S. Forest Service has deemed them a Grade A wildfire risk. Flock personas can be found picnicking on the grassy knolls beneath the Eiffel Tour or at the local club – LE CLUB, to be specific – surrounded by bottles, models and stacks of dead presidents.

"Did you see Pelosi's new winter-to-summer vest? I heard it was a gift from Drake."
"COT DAMN! That playa is so FLOCK!"
"Yup, yup, yuppppp!"

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Shame Attack

The physical and emotional reaction to doing something particularly shameful.

"What's a 'shame attack?' Like what happens after you do something particularly shameful ... like getting shot down by a 34-year-old."