full-dooplex

The Act of eating while on the can.

"Why are there eggshells in the bathroom trashcan?"

"I'm full-dooplex, baby!"

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vomment

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

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love crumbs

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

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tax defund

When one has to pay taxes, not receive a refund.

Deb "I just got my Missouri State tax refund, I got $150 dollars back, woot!"

Tim "I got my tax defund, I had to pay fifty bucks."

volungeer

A conjunction of volunteer and engineer. When a colleague engineers a solution and then owns it.

Tom volungeered a solution, now he owns it and has to present it to the customer.