A kid who needs to swap X,Y,Z item(s) because his or her divorced parents can never agree
If you notice Anthony's bag is swaped every week, it's because it's actually dwaped and he's a dwaper
When you're rock hard in bed and pleasure yourself for an eternity
Sorry I couldn't play today dude, I got bedrock over this girl
Term used to call people 'foolish' or 'jerkface', however it's literal meaning is a penis with foreskin removed
Person 1: "Aww get outta here you shmuck!"
Person 2: "Uhh Person 1, you do know what that means, right?"
Person 1: "Jerkface?
Person 2: "No, it's a body part...that you don't have..."
exercising as i like to call it
i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks
Discrimination against an operating system.
Hey is Photoshop available for Linux?
no
OPERATING SYSTEMIST
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OPERATING SYSTEMIST
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person 1: it's wasd to move
person 2: you mean ,aoe?
person 1: why can't you use a computer normally