phonache

To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.

"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."

"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."

resin rash

The blob or smear of marijuana resin on your lips and/or tongue after smoking a hit from an uncleaned pipe or a fat gooey joint.

"Hey guy, you need to clean that pipe cause it's giving everyone resin rash."

"Shit man, that's good weed... two puffs on the doobie and I'm getting resin rash already."

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PBR syndrome

Getting a beer belly or putting on weight from drinking to much PBR.

"Man, I'm getting PBR syndrome... I need to lay off for drinking for a while and do some crunches."

"Have you ever noticed how many hipsters are getting PBR syndrome?"

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