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A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.
Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.
3đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
69 feet (69’).
828 inches (828”).
21 meters 3 centimeter 1 millimeter 200 micrometers (21 m 3 cm 1 mm 200 µm).
Ben: A new record was made for the world’s tallest sandcastle.
Gregory: How tall.
Ben: About 5 inches past a sexafoot.
Gregory: And where?
Ben: Denmark.
Gregory: That’s interesting.
An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.
You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.
The exclamative phrase when you or someone lets out a big poop.
Me: I smell something in the bathroom.
You: POOREKA! Your friend just let it out.
8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).
Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.
A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.
Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.
Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.