Urinus

Not to be confused with the planetary body, Uranus. Urinus (pronounced urine-us) is the term describing an individual who is receiving, or prefers to receive, a golden shower while dressed as a Roman gladiator.

The suffix Maximus may be added to denote an individual who prefers to receive multiple golden showers, whilst dressed as a Roman gladiator, in one continuos or group setting.

"All hail the great Urinus, who doth gargle and swallow!"

"Urinus Maximus glistened as the dew of sunlight dripped from his chin."

"-I went to a toga party last night, found out Joe is a real urinus maximus.

-Really, I thought he was just a ur-anus."

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