Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.
Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.
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The crud the accumulates in the corner of a human or animal's eye
Please get a warm washcloth and wipe those eye boogies out of Fido's eyes.
The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.
I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.
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Did you see that fornicluster of managers trying to solve a simple problem?