nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

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Ginger Cult Boy

A ginger-haired retard who joins a cult and donates all his wages to The Leader. GCBs are phenomenal dancers and have been known to imitate Cossack dancers on acid.

See that fella dancing like a Russian moron? He's a Ginger Cult Boy.

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cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

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