boski

A ginger-haired physics student who gets arrested for kicking cars outside night clubs.

"Look at that Boski kicking cars. He's gonna get himself arrested and you know what they do to gingers in the cells."

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Mrs Mop

Generic name for a scrawny grotesque woman who works in a coffee bar but has no idea how to actually make coffee. The only thing she is good at is short-changing Spaniards.

Fetch me a latte. If Mrs Mop's serving, forget it. That gormless bitch wouldn't know a coffee if it jumped out the cup and fucked her shitty old arse.

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The big VC

A truly immense civil servant who treats her workers like school children. Sexually-frustrated and probably a virgin.

The big VC is such a nasty cow because she never gets any cock.

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dead classy

A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.

Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.

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One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

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briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

Farmer Keith: "Ooh I tell you, Clive, I daren't answer the bloody phone any more in case its someone wanting to Briggsy me."

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waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

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