pullma

Noun: masturbation (male).
Derived from the phrase 'I am off to pull my penis'. Shortened to I'm off for a pullma.

I was horny as a sailor home from 6 months at sea, and I couldn't get a bird as I am so ugly. I ended up having a pullma round the back of the pub, as well as in the newsagents whilst looking at some scagmags.

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baffies

Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.

Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.

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Chug

Verb:
To masturbate (male).
To wank. To toss-off.
To jack-off (American).

Noun:
The act of masturbation.

Verb:
As a teenager, I like to chug several times a day.
Noun:
Even as a grown man, I still often have a chug.

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Piaf

Surname of French singer Edith Piaf, born circa 1914 dies circa 1963.

Famous songs include Milord and Non Je Ne Regrette Rien.

Edith Piaf sings in a way that is unique, untamed, wild and yet heartbreaking.

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Chugger.

A wanker (literally). One who masturbates. Derived from the noun chug (an act of masturation) and the verb chug ( to masturbate ).

I am a chugger. I chug every day. I have been a chugger since puberty. I first had a chug aged 12.

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shagfest

1) An (often putative) upcoming event involving much sexual activity.

2) A sex party.

3) A party with the swapping of partners for sexual purposes.

4) Intercourse involving two or more people, usually suggesting that coupling has taken place several times.

1) I'm hoping for a shagfest on Friday. Marion has asked her friend over.

2) The vicar invites you to a shagfest after the main service on Sunday. Please bring your own mugs.

3) I picked up a sexy beast at the shagfest last night.

4) I didn't sleep last night: it was a complete shagfest and my dick is now sore with exertion.

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