pullma

Noun: masturbation (male).
Derived from the phrase 'I am off to pull my penis'. Shortened to I'm off for a pullma.

I was horny as a sailor home from 6 months at sea, and I couldn't get a bird as I am so ugly. I ended up having a pullma round the back of the pub, as well as in the newsagents whilst looking at some scagmags.

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