nutcrackers

too tight pants worn by men

He was wearing nutcrackers to the club.

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Angstgiving

The traditional American holiday in November where we dine together with many relatives to remember why we don't live with them.

I am headed to Philadelphia for Angstgiving...I wonder if Uncle Joe will be there, since he got out of rehab.

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fuzzbook

to use facebook while intoxicated

I shouldn't have fuzzbooked last night after the bar. I have no idea what I said...and I think I may have posted some pictures, too.

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e-shove

an electronic shove, reminder

Do you need an e-shove in the morning or will you be awake?

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