Retardio

Latin for "Return to God"; often modified as Retar Dio.

I WILL DRIVING FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND NOT TRADING

PROTECT MY BAGS WHILE IM AWAY

RETARDIO

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Retardio

The ultimate trench warrior: the hungriest, smartest, and most organized bag-getter.

What does retardio do? A retardio is the ultimate trench warrior: the hungriest, smartest, and most organized bag-getter.

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Moonshot

an app that is the easiest way to discover, buy, and sell memecoins. Convert cash to moonshots in minutes. Easy deposits and withdrawals.

Yo cousin! I just helped my grandma download the Moonshot app and she bought a fat bag of Retardio. She is already up 10x, a true retardillionaire in the making.