Retardio

1. (Adjective): A quality of abject stupidity, describing one's essence, or their actions.

2. (Noun): A culture of idiocy. One in which its constituents continue to succeed because of their stupidity, not despite of it.

3. (Noun): A term of endearment or insult, intentionally separate from the term "retard". Retardio has none of the past baggage that "retard" does, since it was never used formally/informally to address the mentally disabled population.

4. (Noun) A term of salutation/signoff, used to conclude a long, typed rant or soliloquy online. Adopted and made famous by the financial markets personality "TradingAxe" in his signature style of Twitter posting.

5. (Adjective) Intended to describe and exclaim wild extravagance.

1.Example: "Jon is absolutely retardio. How did he manage to get his wiener bitten by a Northern Pike on a fishing trip?"

2.Example: "Long live Retardio! I blacked out from heavy barbiturates in Atlantic City last week. In my stupor, I kept doubling my roulette bets every time I lost using the Hugo Martingale strategy, and somehow ended up winning $30,000 at the table."

3.Example: "Yo! What's up my Retardio! I ran into your sister last week at Arby's."

4.Example: "Study Martha Stuart. A woman who made a FORTUNE by trading securities on hot tips for years, under the guise of earning income through her disarming personal brand as a homemaker. Her minute prison sentence was a small price to pay for the MASSIVE financial empire she was able to construct. And here you are, bragging online, disclosing your personal financial information to STRANGERS by showing off your INSIGNIFICANT trading profits on Twitter.

Retardio"

5.Example: "Bro, did you see that 2006 Bentley Continental parked outside of The Olive Garden? All black, like Bruce Wayne would drive. That shit looked Retardio!"

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retardio

(noun) Internet slang, primarily used on crypto Twitter, to describe someone who posts or tweets incredibly stupid or ignorant things, often to the point of being comically absurd.

"this retardio thinks doge is gonna pump to $1 lmao"
"bruh stop being such a retardio and hodl"
"another retardio got rekt fomoing into a solana shitters lmao"

origin: meme from crypto twitter. combo of "retard" + "radio" = someone always broadcasting dumb crypto takes. blew up during the 2024

examples:

"wen lambo?" - classic retardio question
"btc to 100k eoy!" - retardio price prediction
"i'm all in on eloncumrocket coin!" - peak retardio move
"what is milady?" - retardio noob alert

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retardio

an alpha-numeric sequence known as 6ogzHhzdrQr9Pgv6hZ2MNze7UrzBMAFyBBWUYp1Fhitx found on Solana blockchain

I searched the word retardio on my moonshot app and it gave me 6ogzHhzdrQr9Pgv6hZ2MNze7UrzBMAFyBBWUYp1Fhitx

Retardio

Latin for "Return to God"; often modified as Retar Dio.

I WILL DRIVING FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND NOT TRADING

PROTECT MY BAGS WHILE IM AWAY

RETARDIO

Retardio

The ultimate trench warrior: the hungriest, smartest, and most organized bag-getter.

What does retardio do? A retardio is the ultimate trench warrior: the hungriest, smartest, and most organized bag-getter.