sidehawks

When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.

Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.

Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn

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