alcohol

Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories:

1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax.

2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings.

3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell.

See the difference?

did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.

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skanking

dance performed to ska

how to skank (rudeboy guide)
1. Skip
2. Continue to skip while staying in one place
3. While doing that, move your arms like you're running and youre skanking! congratulations!

Now get rid of your fucking awful looking burberry market copies and ur Nikes made in Indonesia for less than you earn in a saturday job

Capdown at the Ag!!!! whooo!!! skanking all night long!!!

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Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

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