thundermist

Farting loudly in the shower

Dude, I heard your thundermist through the bathroom door.

Poodles

Poop. A steaming pile of turd.

Ugh, that burrito from lunch is killing me. I gotta go poodles.

fannystank

What your dick smells like after anal sex.

I love anal but I hate the fannystank.

Nips

Nipples

Damn, check out the nips on that chick.