Pompy

the cutest thing ever... the embodiment of wholesomeness. If you are a pompy, you are all things sweet. Being a pompy is like being a cake, or a summer breeze, or even a daisy. "Pompy" must not be confused with similar terminology, such as "Pomple" or "Pompert". To confuse "Pompy" with these words is essentially the equivalent of committing a devious lick. In fact, worse. To be a pompy, one must reach the absolute limits of cuteness. For example, one may look at a cute baby seal and think "Awwww what a little pompy!". Conversely, if one were to look at a baby cockroach, they would definitely NOT think "Awwww what a little pompy!"... to do this would be DISGRACEFUL. Anyways, pompy is a GOOD and CUTE thing. That is all.

":pompysit:"
"omg you are so cute today! You are such a POMPY!"
"pompyyyyyyy!"
"pompy :)"
"you are such a pompy. :)"

Pompert

Gruesome, puke-worthy, smells bad, disturbing. When describing pompert, all of these words come to mind. To be a pompert, is to be a pervert. In fact, you don't even need to BE a pervert, you simply just need to LOOK like one. You know what i'm talking about. The rotund figure, the awkward blatant stare, the long and dirty finger nails, the short and statured height, the creaky voice that sends chills down your spine-- these qualities are what make up a pompert, visually. A pompert may also be found indulging in creepy activities, such as stalking people online or in real life. A pompert should NOT be confused with the terms "Pomple" or "Pompy", as these have quite different meanings.

"Oh god.. he looks like a pompert... ewwww"
The random weird looking NPC's in video games (for example, many pomperts are in "Sonic Unleashed")
"NOOO ITS A POMPERT"
girl: hey pompert...
boy: wow :( you think i'm a pompert?