Pompert

Gruesome, puke-worthy, smells bad, disturbing. When describing pompert, all of these words come to mind. To be a pompert, is to be a pervert. In fact, you don't even need to BE a pervert, you simply just need to LOOK like one. You know what i'm talking about. The rotund figure, the awkward blatant stare, the long and dirty finger nails, the short and statured height, the creaky voice that sends chills down your spine-- these qualities are what make up a pompert, visually. A pompert may also be found indulging in creepy activities, such as stalking people online or in real life. A pompert should NOT be confused with the terms "Pomple" or "Pompy", as these have quite different meanings.

"Oh god.. he looks like a pompert... ewwww"
The random weird looking NPC's in video games (for example, many pomperts are in "Sonic Unleashed")
"NOOO ITS A POMPERT"
girl: hey pompert...
boy: wow :( you think i'm a pompert?